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Learning through play looks different throughout a child’s early years of development. Toddlers love to explore and we make sure to have plenty for them to look at right at their eye level! From photographs of real animals to their own reflection in the mirror, our toddlers keep busy exploring their classroom! . . . #llcsfun #nowenrolling #learningthroughplay #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #earlychildhoodeducation #explore #discover #littleexplorers
#repost @jadleyxo with @get_repost ・・・ I love the back of these beautiful little dresses from @loverofretro 😍 The big buttons just had this gorgeous touch, and the fact that the material is upcycled makes me love it even more! It's easy for Adley to move around in as well, which is important when playing fetch with her Great-Nanna's dog like we did yesterday 🐕 And of course, we have to pair it with an Emma bow, because that's the only one I'm allowed to put in her hair at the moment 😶 ••• #candidchildhood #upcycled #recycled #reuse #reloved #vintage #floral #floralfabric #perthisokay #toddlertime #mummyblogger #mumswithcameras #perthbrandreps #perthkid #perthinfluencer #aussiekid #toddlersofinstagram #ausbrlove #ausbrandrep #ausbrandreps #madeinaus
Date night! The day after valentines....here is my #fashtagfriday @finlay_fox @gingermumstyle @shellandthelittlies  Dress @nextofficial  shoes @lavishluxe.co.uk #midsizestyle #midsizefashion ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ #toddlerboy #toddlerlife #toddlersofinstagram #toddler #toddlerfun #parenting #parentlife #parenthood  #mamalife #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #mumlife #mummyblogger #documentyourdays #documentlife #capturedmoments #littlestoriesofmylife #lifewellcaptured #lovelysquares #momentsofmine #flashesofdelight #lifestlye #lifestyleblogger #lifewellcaptured
from @blackfathers -  @afrocentrickids - ❤️❤️❤️ . Follow 👉🏾@afrocentrickids👈🏾 for more cutie pies ❤️👼🏾 . . (🎥 @nikgoode82 ) . . . . . . . . #simplychildren #momtogs #mom_hub #magicofchildhood #letthekids #littleandbrave #momswithcameras #kidsmodels #toddlers #toddler #toddlerfun #toddlerhood #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerfashion #toddlerswag #kidlife #children #childrens #instachildren #melaninbabies #myhaircrushkids #bckcutie #blackmomsblog #blackpeople #melanin  #afrocentrickids - #regrann - #regrann
He really wants to help feed his baby sister but she’s #notinterested so baby elephant gets to benefit from his tender loving little heart instead 😭🐘💙 #bigbrother #stillmybabyboy #proudmama #breastfeeding #breastfeedingmama #breastfedbaby #ebf #toddlersofinstagram #letthembelittle #mysweetboy
Y’all! This makes my heart smile. This is Moss at show and tell today showing off his dinosaurs. He is such the entertainer. I’m so grateful to his teacher for capturing this. It’s the little things. Happy Friday 🦖 ❤️ . . . . #letthembelittle #joyfulmamas #childhoodunplugged #dinosaurs #boymom #toddlersofinstagram #itsthelittlethings #foreveryoung #friday
The fascination to fire trucks 🚒 is strong with these Granado boys... future fire fighters ? #soinlovewithuzie #gaelanduzie #toddlersofinstagram #babiesofinstagram #momlife #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #momofboys #ig_motherhood #ohheymama #mynameismama #dailyparenting
Ayza had a great vakentine's day and celebrated in her @sweetsissyboutique name shirt and @littlelopers  bow♡  Code GONZALEZ10 to save on your tee, link in bio. . . #littlelopers #custometees #ayza #babyayzalove #babiesofinstagram #babiesofig #cutebabies #cutekidsclub #cutekidsfashion #fashionkids #postmyfashionkid #fashionista #valentinesday #valentinesdayfashion #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerfashion #toddlersofig
In the spirit of #fbf, I’m sharing my favorite video of ALL time! “What’s this guy doin’?”🤣 This little girl had just turned two at the the time and now she’s about to turn SIX! This feels like yesterday! Coming across videos and memories like this makes me so happy... and this one also makes me laugh hysterically too!💗😂 #hilarious #kidssaythedarndestthings #funnyvideos #funny #mommyblogger #momblogger #momlife #toddler #toddlermom #motherhood #letthekids #sharetheeverymom #dailyparenting #thesearethedays #funnyclips #acupofmotherhood #ig_motherhood #thatsdarling #inbeautyandchaos #toddlersofinstagram #theysayparenting #oureverydaymoments #littlepiecesofchildhood #childrenseemagic #instakids #throughachildseyes #childrenofinstagram #momof3 #darlingmovement @theellenshow
Sleep study with this guy last night. Trying to figure out why he’s up EVERY night. He handled it oddly well, until the oxygen tube and hat went on. There’s no pain like watching your child suffer 💔
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"Mommy, will you please come watch me play Spiderman?" How could I say no? . . . . #toddlersofinstagram #toddler #spiderman #ps4 #nerd #gaming #gamer #trainthemyoung
Happy Friday everyone!! How quick has this week gone?! My inbox and order book has been super busy this week and I'm feeling so grateful for all of your kind support and lovely messages about my little party animals - I love making them so much and you all make it so worthwhile and possible 💕  Have a fab Friday everyone!  #caketopper #caketoppers #cakedecoration  #cakedecorations #swan #swans #animalcake #swancake #firstbirthday #big1 #toddler #babys1st #1stbirthday #birthday #lifeofatoddler #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerstyle #handmade #birthdaycake #birthdaycaketopper #birthdayparty #cakeinspiration #cakeaccessories #partyanimals #girlboss #childrenscake  #cakesofinstagram #shopsmall #cakesofinstagram #swansofinstagram
The other day Atlas and I went and gave a testimony at the state house for proposed bill for paid family leave and in true Atlas fasion he dumped M&Ms all over the table and kept saying "hockey, hockey, hockey" hahahah and me being so classy tried cleaning up and shoved a bunch in my mouth. 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️🦄🌈 #nhpolitics #nh #adventures #capitalbuilding #nhstatehouse #m&ms #toddlersofinstagram #lifeismessy #lifehappens @senatorhassan @chrissununu @jeanneshaheen @senatorshaheen
Baby love ❤️ #babies #love #socute #gettingbig #toddlersofinstagram #handstastegoodiguess
How are you so cute? 😍
I have children. I don’t need an alarm anymore. Although sometimes I wish I could hit snooze on my children to make them stay in bed longer! . Big weekend over here. The Little Dude is moving into his Big Boy Bed, he’s very excited. So stay tuned for some pics of that this weekend! . #saturdaymorning #itstheweekend #sleeping #toddlersofinstagram #mumlife #ig_motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #motherhood #mother #aussiesofinstagram #letthembelittle #letthembekids #candidchildhood #littleloves #myworld #theartofchildhood #dailyparenting #creativekids #tinymakers #mytinymoments #worldoflittles #brisbanemums #letthembeindependent #lifeskills #motorskills #coordination #brisbane
🌼Sunny walks with my little princess 🌼 #sunnydays #queenspark #littleprincess #capturethemoment #qualitytime #mummysgirl #lookatthemcurls #toddlersofinstagram
Puppy eyes on point 🐶
Books, snacks and sunshine coming through the windows while we wait for @Beaty_1411 to come home from work for half term!! Ever since my husband got his first teaching job 8 years ago I've always counted down to the holidays, especially so when I was working at his last school as a teaching assistant. This time though it's knowing that parenting is going to be shared for a whole week!!! #happyfriday #halfterm #expatmum #expatfamilyof3 #stayathomemomlife #schoolholidays #mumlife #wifeofateacher #teacherswife #toddlersofinstagram
A lollipop for my Ollie Pop 🍭 #olivermadden #toddlerlife #toddlersofinstagram #greencrabcustoms #valentinescandy
First time on her scooter! She loved it! 💕 #pumpkinkendall #toddlersofinstagram #toddler #toddlerlife @ndolan1217
I love the back of these beautiful little dresses from @loverofretro 😍 The big buttons just had this gorgeous touch, and the fact that the material is upcycled makes me love it even more! It's easy for Adley to move around in as well, which is important when playing fetch with her Great-Nanna's dog like we did yesterday 🐕 And of course, we have to pair it with an Emma bow, because that's the only one I'm allowed to put in her hair at the moment 😶 ••• #candidchildhood #upcycled #recycled #reuse #reloved #vintage #floral #floralfabric #perthisokay #toddlertime #mummyblogger #mumswithcameras #perthbrandreps #perthkid #perthinfluencer #aussiekid #toddlersofinstagram #ausbrlove #ausbrandrep #ausbrandreps #madeinaus
My sassy attitude filled girl. #toddler #toddlergirl #toddlersofinstagram #instatoddler #igtoddler #sassy
Good morning ☀️ What are you having for breakfast? @cuteeducationaltoys are at Crows Nest market today 8am-4pm at Ernest Place 🌈 #bookishplay #quietbook #handcrafted #cotton #ethicallymade #quietbook #learningthroughplay #fun #weekendsinsydney #sydneymarketscene #sewing #finemotorskills #sequencing #montessori #montessoriathome #toddlersofinstagram #educationaltoys #toysforsale #timeoutsydney #sydneymums #sydneymumsandbubs
Her little imagination is my favorite! 💜 #raeofsunshine #babiesofinstagram #toddlerfashion #toddlersofinstagram #jandjmakesclothesfor #playtime @juneandjanuary
Weekend vibes .... chill 😎 #minenenz
We’re entering the weekend with a sick little girl 🤕and an older brother who thinks he’s a dinosaur 🦖 and on a mission to torment his sister . Wish me luck😜 . . . . #milkdrunkmommy #myboy #toddlerlife #toddlersofinstagram #momlife #momoftwo #workingmom #mama #carlsbadmom #sandiegomom #sandiegomoms #friyay #fridaymood #weekendvibes #momblog #momswhoblog #momblogger #womensupportingwomen #momsofinstagram #momssupportingmoms #motivation #momswhopray #christianmom #mommyandme #mompreneur
This photo was actually taken a while back, but I wanted to share it with you today. We’ve been cooped up at home for a week and a half now - and we are all still sick.. We had organised a play date with Rosie’s bestie Marc, which of course we had to cancel. It’s really unfortunate, because Rosie loves him and his parents so much. We sometimes FaceTime each other and the kids get so excited to see each other. . Rosie is on antibiotics so I hope we will see some signs of improvement asap with her. It breaks my heart seeing her in such a bad state 😭 Today was especially hard because both of the girls had trouble sleeping because of breathing issues through the night, so I ended up getting a grand total of 2 hours of sleep! I hope tonight will be better. . Have your kids had antibiotics yet? How long until they start working??? 🌹🌹 . . . . . #rosiedaily #babyfriends #valentinesday #babybuddies #bestfriendsforever #rosieandmarc #babygirl #instababies #daughter #kids #kidsofinstagram #babiesofinstagram #cutekidsclub #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerfashion #toddlerstyle #nurserydecor #kidsroom #littledutch #motherhood #momlife #childhoodunplugged #momswithcameras #motherhoodthroughinstagram
No matter how many explosive diapers this kid gives me in one day- I’ll always cuddle him to sleep because BABIES DON’T KEEP ❥ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #momblogger #igdaily #loml #motherhoodintheraw #ig_motherhood #beautiful #baby #babiesofinstagram #toddlersofinstagram #livingmybestlife #honestlymothering #momsohard #model #blonde #curls #babiesdontkeep #mytinymoments #pursuehappy
This is my 🌞 on a ☁️ day 🖤
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Found him like this 😴❤️😍 .  For some reason, we were all tired. I woke up from a nap and found all of my guys fast asleep. .
Today we finished up another 6 week term with Aisling Daycare's pre-school children ⬆️🙌💙 . .  These children and staff are a joy to be around and the past 6 weeks have been thoroughly enjoyable 🤜💥🤛⚽ . . Check out what owner Una Daughtery had to say ⬇️ . . "It was all about balance and co ordination this week with Coach Paul, another great football session. Our Preschoolers continue to amaze with their concentration and listening, it helps though that the coach is so engaging ...thanks Paul!" . . Thank you Aisling Daycare. See you again soon 💙 . . FUN 🤸‍♀️ FRIENDSHIP 🤝 FUTURE 🔝 . . #tinykickz #mightykickz #kidssports #youthsports #preschoolers #finemotorskills #playbasedlearning #playmatters #toddlermom #toddlerdad #toddleractivity #toddlerlearning #toddlerplay #irishblogger #bloggersuk #mummybloggers #daddybloggers #mumsofinstagram #dadsofinstagram #toddlersofinstagram #playandlearn #northernireland #belfast #parentinglife #coachlife #funlearning #motorskills #toddlersports #physicaldevelopment #mumlife
These two have such a cute little friendship, Mason adores Phoebe & this morning he put his face next to hers & made a kissing sound ❤ I've been trying to get Mase to give kisses for ages but he just kept putting his cheek against mine, he saved his first for Phoebe, all I've had today is a poke in the eye 🙄
😍 That smile 😍 . . When 2 of your besties make beautiful clothes 😍 . We are so glad it's half term 😍 so looking forward to having some extra time with Harley, oaks is super excited too🖤 . Hoodie is of corse from @pebblestarkids use code ➡ OH10 🖤 . And these gorgeous leggings are from @sewtillyandco a brand new shop opening very soon 🙊
This one! 🥰 What a crazy, wild spirited, stubborn, hilarious and amazingly loving little boy! This guy makes me smile everyday just by being there! He also makes me silently swear, roll my eyes, take a minute or two longer in the loo than I need to and wonder whether I’m actually the one in charge but I wouldn’t change a second of it! I can’t imagine life without my everywhere haired baby and all the madness he brings with him! 🌪 Happy Friday everyone! ♥️ • • • • #thismamadontpreach #bbloggers #instablog #ukbloggers #30plusblogs #mummyblogger #thelittlethings #mystory #instababy #mylife #instablogger #depression #mamadontpreach #lifestyleblogger  #mumlife #mama #babiesofinstagram #motherhood #toddler #toddlersofinstagram #babewiththepower #mentalhealth #notperfect #feminist #motherhoodunplugged #makingmemories #survivingmotherhood #parenting #toddlerlife #truelove
This one knows how to do Friday evenings properly 😂 Relaxed there Harper? ✨ #cheerstothefreakinweekend
Anyone else ready for spring??!!!
I spent Valentine’s Day (yesterday) with these sweet little loves, while daddy was on his way home from Vancouver! 😍👩‍👦‍👦🥰🐕 #happyvalentinesday #myvalentine #lovetheseboys #brotherlylove #mommyof2 #momlife #wemakethecutestbabies #toddlersofinstagram #babiesfirstvalentinesday #7monthsold #kisses #chocolateforbreakfast #furbabies #petsarefamilytoo #myfamily #somuchlove
My Angel 😇 Keeping Momma Young! We sure enjoyed this 70 degree weather last weekend.Babygirl is obsessed with the swing just like her momma was❤️ . . . . . . . . . . #mommy #mommyandme #mommyblogger #mommylove #mommydaughter #mommytime #motherhood #motherdaughter #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodrising #instamom #momsofinstagram #toddlermom #toddlersofinstagram #playtime #park #fun #livelaughlove #funatthepark #swing #familytime #toddlerlife #toddlerfun #mylittlegirl #growingup #keepsmiling #myheart #mommasgirl
“And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 18:3  To my dearest daughter, thank you for reminding me to love, laugh, and enjoy life. I am so busy everyday, caught up in the demands of my career, doctorate degree, and business. I’ve forgotten what that innocent, free spirit, fearless, childlike feeling felt like. Thank you for reminding me that playtime is very important! Thank you for pulling me away from my studies to go have fun. You keep me young my child. Mommy loves you so much! More than you’ll ever know! ❤️🥰👩‍👧 . . . . . . . . . . #mommy #mommyandme #mommyblogger #mommylove #mommydaughter #mommytime #motherhood #motherdaughter #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodrising #instamom #momsofinstagram #toddlermom #toddlersofinstagram #playtime #park #fun #livelaughlove #funatthepark #swing #familytime #toddlerlife #toddlerfun #mylittlegirl #growingup #keepsmiling #myheart #mommasgirl
The face that always brightens up my day, especially on the most gloomy, rainy day when certain individuals and things try to get under my skin. I’m reminded of who I am and who I am doing this for. No one and nothing else matters but her. My princess 👑 Thanks for motivating me Babygirl! 💋🥰 . . . . . . . . . . #mygirl #mysunshine #mymotivation #babygirl #rainydays #itsgoingtobeokay #itsallgood #igotus #igotyou #cutiepie #toddlerlife #toddlerfashion #toddlerhairstyles #edges #toddler #toddlermom #toddlersofinstagram #prettygirl #littlemodel #adorable #thatface #instagood #instakids #instalike #photooftheday #happykids #momsofinstagram #momlife #momlifeisthebestlife
The face that always brightens up my day, especially on the most gloomy, rainy day when certain individuals and things try to get under my skin. I’m reminded of who I am and who I am doing this for. No one and nothing else matters but her. My princess 👑 Thanks for motivating me Babygirl! 💋🥰 . . . . . . . . . . #mygirl #mysunshine #mymotivation #babygirl #rainydays #itsgoingtobeokay #itsallgood #igotus #igotyou #cutiepie #toddlerlife #toddlerfashion #toddlerhairstyles #toddler #toddlermom #toddlersofinstagram #prettygirl #littlemodel #adorable #thatface #instagood #instakids #instalike #photooftheday #happykids #momsofinstagram #momlife #momlifeisthebestlife
The artist formally known as Boob Baby  Well that's it. My body is officially mine again and I never have to breastfeed for the rest of my life.  There's some real positives to this; - No more making sure my tops have easy access - No more bloody expressing - Alcohol - Lots of alcohol - Normal, regular person bras - No more excuses from Mr DD along the lines of 'aaahhhhhh, he's probably hungry'. From now on our nipples have an equal status in this house.  However, my children have left my breasts... weathered. Or withered. Or a shadow of their former selves, and diagnosing what is wrong with your child rather than just sticking them on the boob is annoying. Actual parenting, ergh. Judging by his behaviour I'm fairly certain he has only been tolerating me so far because of my previous powers of lactation. While it's lovely to hear how happy he is while being cared for by others, it would be nice if he kept the odd smile for his parents. At home he has set his scream dial to 11 and won't budge. So to you my boy, stop growing and think about your at home attitude. You can walk-ish, talk-ish and sometimes even sleep-ish. You can climb, and answer back and dance.  You've formed an alliance with Spotty Crotch that I could only dream of. One day soon I will find you next to the open fridge feeding your buddy contraband. That dog tolerates me, would die for Mr DD and play with the MD but you kiddo he will follow forever.  Bye bye to the baby years. I know we'll look back with fond memories but for now, I'm looking forward to prolonged periods of sleep, solo showers and two little shits to yell 'NO' at me. That's the dream.  https://dogsanddependants.com/2018/11/09/the-child-formally-known-as-boob-baby/  #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #dogsandkids #dogsofinstagram #gsp #gspofinstagram #gsplife #meandmydds #outdoorkids #spottyotter #amamayaclothing @spottyotter @amamayaadventurebaby #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers
One of my new favourite places to spank money I don’t have is Babi Pur. They’ve got everything from toys, clothes and baby carriers to lube, deodorant and sandwich bags. They’ve got your back, and it’s all just about as planet friendly and ethical as you can get. So I have to spend all that money I don’t have there, I have no choice, I’m helping the planet, duh.  They’ve got reductions across their menstrual products at the moment so I fully blame them for mother nature returning from her gap yarr this week.  Now, it’s just a bit of blood and I’m confident you can all handle this but, for anyone who is squeamish about this subject, now’s your chance to remember something VERY IMPORTANT you need to do immediately. Examples are; checking the car tyre pressures, taking the bins out and cleaning the oven, because you might as well do something constructive while the adults talk.  I made the switch away from disposable sanitary products when my daughter was born. I looked at the washable wipes I’d bought for her and thought if I’m doing that I might as well do cloth nappies. I looked at the cloth nappies I’d bought and realised I’d be a hypocrite to use plastic sanitary products for myself. So here I am, with rags down my pants.  Except everything is a lot less medieval than I anticipated. Cloth pads feel… nice. Don’t get me wrong, on a scale of things I’d find nice down my pants sanitary products of any sort don’t come top of the list... link in bio for the full thing  @babipur @putacupinit #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #motherhood
This one is for The MD  I’ll try to do you justice, my little rainbow baby. My first baby. My sleep is for the weak baby. My little chatter baby. My never stops talking baby. My please stop now, I didn’t think it was possible for the first year and a half of your life, but now I’m certain if I hear you say ‘muummeeee’ one more time I’m going to ban Hey Duggee and I mean it this time.  I obviously don’t mean that. I love Duggee.  From the start you were all about Mummy. It took a good year for you to accept that Daddy wasn’t going anywhere and you should probably start acknowledging him. Now you’re all about Daddy. Traitor. And you look like him. Double traitor. I GAVE YOU LIFE.  You made me a mother which means a lot when mine is gone. You push me to the line, then you piss on the line, laugh and run away. I wanted you to be a strong willed women capable of forming opinions and sticking up for yourself. I didn’t want you to be a strong willed toddler able to form opinions and stick up for yourself.  You are giggly and moody and determined and creative and just about perfect in every way.  You love biscuits.  You can be the sweetest to your little brother. You can also be a knob. You run around shouting ‘aba caba’ while smacking him over the head with whichever blunt object is your wand that day. ‘Can you stop assulting your brother please?’ ‘No thank you mummy me doing magic’  Well done, you magic’d a few more of his brain cells away.  You’re good to your canine henchmen. You throw toys for Spooty Crotch and sneak food for Poo Monster. They’re not immune to your controlling ways but generally stare blankly when you order them about. One day soon they’ll learn I’m sure. Then me and your Dad really are fucked.  Don’t grow up.  #whenwillmytoddlerbecometame? #kidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #rainbowbaby #heyduggee #optoutside #gsp #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs
Replace all carpets  I like the gamble of going out without the dogs. Who knows what the little shits will get up to while they're alone. Like the time Spotty Crotch learned to open the doors but ripped his claw off in the process and made the house look like a scene from Carrie. Or when we couldn't find the leather pig toy we'd bought them the previous week. They'd eaten it. Obviously.  Not too long ago I came home to the usual over excited greeting from Spotty Crotch and Poo Monster. An odour hit me on entry. Living with two dogs and two under two you get pretty good at identifying suspect smells but this one I could not figure out. I changed the bins, changed the kids, inspected the dogs for any ‘clingers' (when you know, you know) but the scent was lingering.  To set the scene we have one of those nappy bins that take a bundle of nappies and turns them in to a plastic landfill sausage. We use a mix of cloth and disposables so the bin takes a while to fill up, roughly three weeks. Keep that in mind.  I kinda wish I hadn't gone upstairs. I found three weeks worth of disposable nappies torn open and redistributed around the house. The house which now smelt worse than the communal toilets at the end of Reading Festival. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the inners of a used disposable but it’s mainly wee soaked gel pieces that are IMPOSSIBLE to clean up. We have two vacuum cleaners, I killed them both. The dogs were also pooing gel. All. Day. Long. For a week.  But we've all been there right? Right?! Maternity leave really is a holiday.  #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #motherhood
They will not break me.  There’s a show on Channel 4 called SAS Who Dares Wins. It’s a group of civilian males getting yelled at a lot by ex Special Forces servicemen. If you're in the market for some new insults, watch it with a pen and notepad.  The show starts with these blokes getting the spanking of their lives while the instructors, completing the same task, are barely breaking a sweat. It’s a very similar scene when I go for a short jog with my husband, but with less spanking. He’s there trying to have a casual conversation while I’m dragging my flab up the road wondering if my pelvic floor is up to this. My husband loves this part of the show. It makes him reminisce about military days. It mainly makes me stress eat ice cream and feel inferior.  The second part is all about mental tests. I dare say actual SAS selection would be a tad harder than the TV version but based on the show, this part would be my time to shine. After being pushed to their physical limits the participants are subjected to sleep deprivation, repetitive noises, stress positions and interrogation. Move aside people, I've got this.  Pushed to my physical limit? A combined 60 hours of childbirth. It’s like being hit by a bus in the vagina, or a bus driving out of your vagina at speed, or out of your stomach at speed... I forget where I'm going with this analogy. The point is it fucking hurts then you're expected to be the primary care giver for that bus for the next 18 years. But damn I love those buses (when they're asleep, not so much during the awake hours). Sleep deprivation? Pahahahahaha *draws breath* hahaha hahaha *has a little cry* hahahaha... link in bio for the full thing 😊  #saswhodareswins #channel4 @antmiddleton @jason_carl_fox @ollie.ollerton @billingham22b @channel4 #gsp  #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #motherhood
I can't lie. I love them more in matchy matchy. 'Toot-de-la-fruit' (will anyone get the Friend's reference? @kayleigh_l_kirkham maybe?) #dunssweden #babipur #beningbroughhall #nationaltrust #joeytribbiani #lifewithkids #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside
I hate packing the kids in the car after nursery. They scream. I scream. There's no ice cream. It sucks.  So on my half day I run (ish, I run-ish) across the fields and pick them up in the trusty #thulechariot. Snacks courtesy of my #keepleaf bag stops sibling hair pulling on the run(ish) home.  #sortofrunningbutnotreally #ijustputactivewearontodoit #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #thule #thulechariot #parenting #motherhood #btbamamas #optoutside
No kids this morning. I'll take the dogs out for a bit of 'find the shit in the autumnal leaves', that'll get the old noggin warmed up before work. I only had to grab my keys, it's liberating, it's freeing, it's... it's... why go in the putrid ditch of despair? Why? It's where odours go to die. Why?! #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #parenting #motherhood #optoutside
I know I'll just go left instead of right, can't make that much difference right?  2 stagnant pools  2 fly overs  2 meadows  1 endless country road and 3 hours later 🤦‍♀️ #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #gspofinstagram #lifewithkidsanddogs #lifewithkids #lifewithdogs #meandmydds #dogsanddependants #dogsandkidsofinstagram #gsplife #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #betteroutside #thule #thulechariot #parenting #motherhood #btbamamas #optoutside

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