Mommy thinks umbilical cord stumps are the grossest sights to behold in nature, and my big brother comments on how hard they are to look at every time he sees mine. He calls it a tail and it makes me feel so self-conscious. So you can imagine my eagerness to wake someone up and announce mine had finally fallen off! Now to find it. 🧐🤮 #lastkid#laststump#yougohugo#daddymacllmakeya#stumpstump
Unlimited bowling means 5 games for 2 people all in one hour!!!! That's 40 games/day, 200 games/week, 10,400 games/year at that pace !!!!! @keith we are killing it. Also @corgnelius we played all 10,400 games(theoretically) under the name of ur doges. How cool!!! #keith#corgnelius#stumpstump#brooklynwon
Justin took the boys to the doge park & Stump Stump got attacked. He said the owners were so embarrassed, they immediately left. I asked if Stump Stump was ok n he said, "Oh ya, he just rolled over on his back... I don't think he even realized he was being attacked.. he looked sad when they left." I said, "Oh my gawd. I've done it. Every mom's dream- I've created a world where my baby can't even fathom being hurt!! YESS!!" And Justin said, "Oh, definitely. He'd run right into the arms of a puppy murderer." I said, "What..?!?"./"Yup, right into their arms."/ "......no....." "What have I DONEEE!!!!!!!??!!!" #stumpstump#whoscaredu?!? #whohurtu!! / #thewindisloud / #ugositonurcouch#iwillmurderthewind#andeverythingthewindeverloved
So u know how I'm getting better (turning into my old self)? I guess the boys haven't gotten the memo bc when I got off the phone, this happened. Ya, im doing this post whilst he's leaning on my face. And if I try to move he'll just lean in harder n I won't be able to breathe. Was wondering why he was doing this.... I didn't just get home. I wasn't angry. Then I remembered- Ohhh, bc I was on the phone w my friend. He prob thought i was yelling or angry bc MY normal speaking voice is another's angry screams. And I was literally just telling my friend that I missed her and setting up lunch plans for next week.... #okok#seeunextweekyabeautifulbitch#drivesafebitch / #stumpstumpfacedivesintomyface* / #stumpstump#mommysok! #imhappydontwor / #smushingharder* / #muffledsigh*
[If doges journaled] Captain Stumphrey's Log: Day 500. Still in search of a neck. It has been a long journey, but I shan't give up. Am determined to.. to.. I like sitting here. Floor feels nice on my butt. My chest floof itches. Hungry. Farted. There's goes another one.- that one was too potent- must flee. Logging out. #runningaway / #ughh#stumpstump#didufart!? / #what?? #canthearu!! #imoverhere!!