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When you’re snacking and watching the ID channel...and the chip you’re about to eat, nonchalantly tells you this is going straight to your ass. 🀷‍β™€οΈπŸ‘πŸ˜† . . . . #gravelygossip #truecrime #truecrimecommunity #truecrimeaddict #truecrimepodcast #podcast #podernfamily #id #investigationdiscovery #chips #tuesday #tuesdayvibes #takethehint #straighttomyass #humor #laughter #snacking #watchingmyshows
Daydreaming of last night’s sinfully delicious mango crème brûlée. When dessert is this good is worth taking a #selfie • • • #throwπŸ”™ #mondaymood #sugaraddict #sweettooth #getinmytummy #cremebrulee #straighttomyass #daydreaming #cheatdayeats  #feedmeseymour #85c #wortheverycalorie
Pizza again fatty?πŸ˜‚ Shut up I love πŸ•pizza πŸ•
A cheeky treat πŸ¦πŸ™ŒπŸΌ . . . . #icecream#fat#yum#straighttomyass#dessert#yummy#squatsfordays#worthit#messina#chapelstreet#fatty
Food πŸ•πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ It gives you all sorts of feelings; Warm fuzzy feelings, guilty feelings, the feeling of being full and satisfied, the feeling of nourishment and energy, etc etc. . : All of those sound great except for the guilty feelings, right? WHY do we allow that horrible feeling in when we know food is meant to fuel our bodies? Pizza can be fuel. Pizza satisfies. I know it gives me the warm fuzzy feelings when I eat it every Sunday 🀷🏻‍♀️ . : Eating food like pizza isn’t a sign of being weak. It isn’t a sign that you’re doing life wrong. it’s a sign that you’re human! As humans, we need balance, it’s the only way! πŸ™ŒπŸΌβœ¨ . : If you go through things in life fighting the balance, it can sometimes make us feel like we’re going through absolute upheaval and we then tend to scramble around to try to “fix” things. βœ¨πŸ™ŒπŸΌ Which, #lesbihonest, just causes even more chaos then we really need.. πŸ™„πŸ˜© We try to grab control of life so tightly and we quickly learn that the control slips through our hands like grains of sand. 😳 . : So don’t make life more complicated than it needs to be. Eat the friggen pizza. Find YOUR perfect balance. πŸ’•
Easy dinner for me and my man... #mmm #lowcarbmyass #soulfood #straighttomyass
Y’all say I’m too skinny well then explain this. Hahahah #straighttomyass #skinnyfat
Life lesson: carbs are friends, and food. . . Seen here engaging in playful conversation with my treasured acquaintance, spaghetti + button mushrooms + truffle oil, courtesy @todieforkolkata . . #kolkata #italianfood #comfortfood #straighttomyass
Zach’s awesome birthday cake made by the incredible @bakedbyfloss it was nearly too good to cut up but tasted even better.. #straighttomyass #awesomecakes #birthdaylove #sugaroverload
Maybe next time I should get out of the ocean before eating someone. This is proving to be quite difficult. #vore #bigbelly #vorefetish #vorebelly #eatingwell #eaten #eatorbeeaten #dogeatdog #eatorbeeaten #survivalofthefittest #swimmingsuit #bathingsuit #bikinibody #hugebelly #bootybootybooty #bootyrockineverywhere #straighttomyass
Veggie Penne Pasta Bake ❣️🍝 _____________________ Do you ever just need comfort food? That’s me today πŸ™‹πŸ»‍♀️ Baked pasta is just the best comfort food for me (of course accompanied by a big glass of red wine 🍷). Tonight I made a lighter version, using whole wheat penne, roasted veggies, homemade marinara & just a little cheese! This dish was delicious, simple, & definitely perfect for feeding a group 😌  _____________________ Ingredients (serves 4)  _____________________ 8oz whole wheat penne 🍝 _____________________ 2 cups marinara sauce (for my homemade marinara recipe see my stories) πŸ₯« _____________________ 1 zucchini, cubed πŸ₯’ _____________________ 1/2 red onion, cut into 1 inch pieces  _____________________ 1 red bell pepper, cut into 1 inch pieces🌢 _____________________ 1 tbsp olive oil  _____________________ Cooking spray  _____________________ 1 cup shredded mozzarella πŸ§€ _____________________ DIRECTIONS _____________________ 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Toss zucchini, onion and pepper with olive oil and roast for 20 mins.  _____________________ 2. While veggies are roasting, cook pasta one minute less than al-dente (it’ll finish cooking in the sauce). _____________________ 3. Spray a baking dish w/ cooking spray. Add in pasta, veggies & marinara. Stir to combine. Top w/ mozzarella and bake for 20 mins. Enjoy! πŸ˜‹ _____________________ #vegetarian #pasta #tasty #comfortfood #foodie #heresmyfood #healthyrecipes
πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ #birthday #sweets #chocolate #lovemyjob #transformationtuesday #straighttomyass πŸ™„πŸ€¦πŸΌ‍β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌ‍♀️
Hello my pretties! It’s been a verrrrry long time between visits to the sushi bar! After a nice back and arms session at @anytimefitness_victorharbor its time to enjoy some *gasp* white rice sushi! #lunch #dayafter #sushi #rice #white #whiterice #straighttomyass #ghettobooty

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