Happy Friday, Mamas!! We made it!! 💪🏽 .... A little #mommyhumor to carry is into the weekend 😂 .... What’s do you #hautemamas have planned that you’re gonna have to laugh ahead of time for?? For me, it’s pictures with Santa. Let me brace myself 😩😂 .... Let us know!! We want to hear! Drop your weekend plans in the comments ⬇️
I'm not #30 yet, but I'm already practicing my new #catchphrase for #2019 "fuck the bullshit, I'm a WHOLE mama out chea!" #cops: ma'am are you aware you have a #warrant in the state of #texas and in #cobbcounty??" Me: hell naw #officer, couldn't be me. That's bullshit! I'm a whole mama out chea! #bestfriend: come out to the #club with me tonight! Me: for what!? So I can get #shot trying to #dougie?? fuck that I'm a whole mama out chea! Young man with that devil dick: let me long stroke you from the back wit my thumb in your butt. Me: it's gonna have to be between the hours of 9pm-12am, then you gotta leave. I got shit going on, I'm a whole mama out chea! #mommyhumor
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