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Thanksgiving at the in-laws. When I don’t ask him what he’s wearing ahead of time we always end up as twins 😑  #thanksgiving #latergiving #twining #marriedtoolong #inlaws #readyformyturkeycoma
#lilies, my favourite flowers! #flowers #anniversary #beautiful #stayawaycats #lily #marriedtoolong 😂😂 #naturalbeauty #thankyou #❤️
All married couples do this right? #notnormal #marriedtoolong
I love looking at old photos. But shit, we’re getting old 🙈 #skinhead #marriedwithchildren #marriedtoolong #marriedlife #lovemyhusband #timefliesby #americanhusband #englishwife
Me and my guy! Love him long time. Thanksgiving pic. #lovefilters #lovehim #marriedtoolong #loveandlaugh #latinameetsfilipino #thanksgivingpic
I’ve been married for 12 years and I’m finally using the teapot I registered for at @crateandbarrel to have a tea party with Maisy. I knew I kept it around for a reason. . . #crateandbarrel #teaparty #maisylife #coolmomlife #bridalregistry #marriedtoolong #teapot #thankyou #weddinggift
Happy 7th anniversary! ❤️ #anniversary #loveyou #marriedtoolong #haventkilledyouyet #septemberwedding #september
Out shopping with hubby. Nate asked me what I thought about Pokémon and I looked at him and said “I’m thinking...that we are wearing the same color shirt and I just noticed this....” What on earth?!!? #couples #marriedtoolong #stayoutofmycloset #nicehat #love #married #marriedlife
When fishing for compliments goes bad 🤦🏾‍♀️....... . . Be well!
I wish he'd hold me the way he holds that gyro ♡♡♡♡😍😍😍😍 lol #relationshipgoals #marriedtoolong #hubby #foreverlove
While I was enjoying the Sex and The City onlyavailableforalimitedtimeleftthismonth movie on HBO 😂husband was enjoying his usual 20 minute Sunday snooze that turned into a 60+ minute nap and to be honest,some wives might not have taken notice.  But this wife came up with the idea that he might be dead 😳in bed.(seriously; I thought it 😂)But as I was watching BIG turn into a schmuck and back out of his own wedding, I weighed out my options: 1. I could go in and see if my Mr. Big was dead and obviously my life would be changed forever and I'm not going to ever see the end of this movie this month and the hamster wheel started racing (my children had to grow up with me creating these scenarios😬😂) or: 2. He could be dead and I could finish the movie and go in and check and have my life be changed forever after.  I didn't have to choose...he walked out, alive, whereas I told him my dilemma. He told me to always finish the movie. If he were dead, he would stay dead so I could enjoy the show.😂.And this is when you smile and realize there's no movie that can ever have more romance than that. ... ... ... ... #lifestylist #happilyeverafter #mrbig#notdead #sundaymatinee #santabarbara#santabarbarastyle #marriedtoolong#mylifewouldsuckwithoutyou #hbo#sexandthecity #sarahjessicaparker#chrisnoth
1st ever selfie😯. #gettingthehangofit #firstselfie #sophia #marriedtoolong
Getting the hang of this😝🙂xx#sophia #marriedtoolong #morning
My husband, @seanmccormick1000 pissing off the back of the boat. #marriedtoolong
This has been so me...over and over. Sadly, actions NEVER followed. 😞 - - #words #wordsarejustwords #wordsarentenough #dontfallinlovewithbs #dontbeduped #stupid #stupidity #marriedtoolong #toonaivetoknowbetter #clearsigns #fallinlovewithactions - @phanat_7 ❤️
Found the perfect socks for the wife...she needs a pair for every day! #marriagelife #marriedtoolong #imprettysureshestilllovesme @michelle_ratcliffe
While going to a party today, me to husband:  Me: I can’t decide what to wear! The black&white dress with black jacket, the black flowered shirt with black jeans or black high neck coat dress with black pants?  Husband (without looking up from his phone): The black one. 😑  #marriedtoolong  #toomanysighs #blackobsession #pakistaniblogger #melbourneblogger #noonmemes
My husband 🤣😂 #blessed #marriedtoolong #nofilter
He thinks he can flirt...🤨 #romanceisntdead #marriedtoolong @spongebunny
Happy National Cheesy Cruise Ship Photo day... I mean National Best Friend day 😮You are the only one I want to take these hilarious and hoŕrible photos with 🤩 @brownjc #cantstopwontstop #myhairblendsintothewall  #vogue . . . . #nationalbestfriendday #friendswithbenefits #friendship #meloveyoulongtime #marriedtoolong #marriage #besties #bff #partnersincrime #10yearanniversary #mylove #handonchest #cheesy #cruiseshipphotographer #photographer #fbf #hotmess #explore #whatadoozy #travel #travelfamily
#harold&hilda #matchingoutfits didn’t realise until Amelia pointed it out to us!! #marriedtoolong 🤣
When the #budget for our #7thanniversary is literally $10 plus pocket change - manage to get #dinner #dessert and a #gift for myself with the #aldiquarter unspent. 😂 #celebratingonabudget #cashbudgeting #makeitwork #marriedtoolong #badfoodphotography #sephorabirthdaygift
And this is how much I care about arguing about the color of a bed sheet, none is the answer. That's true relationship goals. #marriedtoolong #sheetsshmeets
How is it two years already??!!! #secondanniversary #marriedtoolong #bae #husbandandwife
When your husband tries to be cute but you’re thinking, ‘cleaning that is way more romantic’.....😬🤷‍♀️ #marriedtoolong
So relatable 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️ * * * * * * *  #repost @jonajooey ・・・ In this household, makeup and washing your hair is a BIG deal. Showers mandatory 💄🤩 _______________ #marriedtoolong #relationshipgoals #sahmlife #momhumor #parentlife
Because I'm ridiculous.  #marriedtoolong #sundayfunday #gummybears #haribo #donttakethingsforgranted
Eventually I’ll get his attention! #qantas #attention #husbandandwife #competition #planes #marriedtoolong #oldmarriedcouple #michaelkors
When your spouse thinks putting you in a headlock is a sign of affection. #marriedtoolong
You know you’ve been married too long when.... the kids are gone and I’m looking forward to a little wine and a good book! #nerd #marriedtoolong #butistillloveher
In this household, makeup and washing your hair is a BIG deal. Showers mandatory 💄🤩 _______________ #marriedtoolong #relationshipgoals #sahmlife #momhumor #parentlife
"Crust Rules Everything Around Me , CHEESE get the slices, Grab another beer y'all" Yup, this happened in public...both of us reppin' @1000styles at the same time.  In my defense, he was wearing a hoodie and I had no idea what was underneath. #wutang #ogs #wutangclan #marriedtoolong #husbandandwifeforlife #rideordie #matchingshirts #supercorny #wordisbond #killabees #daydrinking #eastnashville #whiteaf #creamwutang #playonwords
Love you too ❤️🖤 #helovesme #birthdaydinner #meandmyfavourite #mybestfriend #marriedcouple #marriedtoolong #unintentionalcolourcoordination #hubbyandme #hubbybirthday #celebrations #leopardprint #joaniegal
This was my Valentine’s gift this year from the hubby 🤣 I hate the white ones 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #wifelife #marriedtoolong #marriedlife #lol #happyvalentinesday #love
When your husband runs out and buys you what you really want for #valentinesday cold medicine (flowers were the after thought) #truelove #marriedtoolong #bestpresent #thoughtthatcounts
“True love is a friendship set on fire”  HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ❤️! #happyvalentinesday #lovequotes #myvalentine #blessed #onfire #toohot #lovepink #mybestie #chocolate #heartcandy #flowers #romance #notus #marriedtoolong #pizzaandbeer #datenight #balancedlifestyle #everydayvalentinesday @d_drumwright
We don’t do Valentine’s Day, and thank fuck for that because I’m awful at romance. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I don’t like flowers, (hello allergies, add in I’m doing good by just keeping the vag spawn alive, so don’t add more responsibilities) or wear jewelry, picky as hell on candles, stuffed animals are a waste, and rose petals everywhere is annoying and a mess to clean up. Shit. At. Romance. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Know what I find awesome? Bring dinner home, grab my favorite ice cream, let’s watch an action movie that has a side dish of comedy, take separate showers, indulge in some marital festivities, and read before going to bed. See, that’s romance. 💝 I’m easy, and cheap, to please. 😉 . #valentinesdsay #annoyingholiday #dudebetterlovemeeveryday #keeptheflowers #idontevenwearmyweddingring #easytoplease #marriedtoolong #imshitatromance #hesgreatatit
Lying in bed exhausted from day 10 of work and making bak kwa (Chinese BBQ pork jerky) but it's all made better with a surprise bouquet from @mister_foodie and a clean house. More importantly he cleaned the house 😂😂 #marriedtoolong  #valentinesday #husbandoftheyear #myotherhalf #iamstillthebetterhalf 😝 #13thvalentinesday
Listens closely to his managing director (his wife) #tedje76 #painting #painter #homedecoration #whitewall #manager #marriedtoolong
Halal Date: When the kids are asleep and you sneak out for umrah at 3 AM! #bestplaceonearth #halaldate umrah #masjidalharam #kaaba #halaldate #marriedtoolong #lifeinksa #goodtimes #memories #outandabout #chashmish #mrandmrsawesome #iloveus #meiapnifavouritehoon
That's it. If my man can't make the effort to get his nails done for the holidays, I am guilt free leaving the toilet seat up from now on.
Me - I hope Dad didn’t buy the same thing. Cashier - Did he have a black double stroller? Me - Yes Cashier - Ummm.  Me - He did didn’t he? Cashier - I sent him across the mall to the gift wrapping station because I didn’t have a bag big enough.  It really is creepy how of one mind we really are 😬  #married #marriedlife #marriedtoolong #bestfriend #love #husband #wife #merrychristmas #christmas #christmasgift #ofonemind #photooftheday #yolo #couple #couplegoals #chocolate #hersheychocolate #chocolatebar #enoughchocolateforayear #yes @goodmorningamerica #funny @hersheycompany #momlife #sahm #blessed #grateful
Day 88: When you discover that you and your spouse separately went to the same exact store at the same exact time to look for a gift for the same exact person...! 😄#greatminds #marriedtoolong #100happydays
The time you got a bucket for Christmas.  And not a  bucket of money, but a bucket. #marriedtoolong
Date night 😜watching @cpholidaytrain from @realcanadiansuperstore parking lot. #marriedtoolong #cpholidaytrain
He brought me coffee. Isn’t he sweet? 🙄 #thinkshesfunny #marriedtoolong
This is what happens when two #geeks go watch a movie. #marriedtoolong #shirtstomatchthemovie #tshirt #dc #justiceleague
I love my new wardrobes loads of space &  can see my clothes @bianchiboy62 not so much his side is rammed and he still has more 🚳 predictably we are shouting at each other because when you renovate a room men generally want to ram all their crap back in and women want it to look organised calm pretty & worst crime of all -different #marriedtoolong #gettingonmynerves #mencanbeassholes
He loves me. #itscoldouthere #marriedtoolong #hesmine #imsolucky
#tbt to an unintentional couples soft smile 😂❤️ #marriedtoolong #samesies
When the Light Side and the Dark Side are hitched with children, cats and car payments. #starbucks #frenemies #marriedtoolong
Total husband/wife moment with @kbryan_9  haha!! 🌮 #marriedtoolong #guesswerehavingtacosfordinner
Spare couple of hours = cram in a bit of study time.... [Edited to add: It is very hard to concentrate on Financial Structure Ratios, equity and gearing when there is a couple snogging the faces off each other (with accompanying smooching noises) within a metre from where you are sitting. I know I sound prudish, but bloody hell, get a room!] . . . #studying #studygram #student #studentlife #maturestudent #accounting #accountingtechnician #aat #managementaccounting #level4 #professionaldiploma #pda #awkward #publicdisplayofaffection #publicbehavior #toomuch #kissinginpublic #publicmakeout #eatingfaces #marriedtoolong #getaroom #😳 #cantconcentrate #totesawks
Statements my dear wife made when looking at a photos of a 20-year younger version of me:  1. You were hot. It just amplifies how downhill you have gone. 2. I see you’ve cut out your MC Hammer pants. 3. You look like a nerd. 4. Damn. That was almost 20 years ago. 5. Oh My God! You look 13! #whereisyoursainthoodnow #nolove #mykidsstolemymojo #dammitiamstillhot #marriedtoolong #uffdablack
Fn idiot lol #firenight #fire #outdoors #firevideo #silly #idiots #marriedtoolong
Excitement 😎when date night turns into a grocery trip to Meijer #marriedtoolong #30plusblogs #30
Matthew: I know why you bought this. Me: huh?... oh my god. Loser. Matthew: penises. #marriedtoolong #freshair
Aww 😍😍 Found the time today to make something for myself ( and his lordship of course! Not that he'll even notice it 😭🤣)#love #loveisintheair❤️ #marriedtoolong #whosaidromanceisdead #weddinggift #woodencraft #crafttime
32 years I have been trying to get rid of this man! He is the first person to build up a tolerence to arsenic poisoning! #marriedtoolong #tilldeathdouspart
#parents #anniversary #marriedtoolong #love
Ron makes a final blow. @percussionkevin  #positivereinforcement  #marriedtoolong #knowyourstatus  #ohgeeze
Funny thing is, they didn't realise that they were dressed the same until after lunch #marriedtoolong #fathersday
My husband and I love each other SOOOOO much 😂 #hashtags #marriedtoolong
Happy 10 years anniversary to my beautiful wife #marriedtoolong#lovingwife#marriedinvegas
It's my parents' anniversary today #trueromance #marriedtoolong?
Dean and I go on approximately 1.5 dates per year.  Here is our 2017 date. #marriedtoolong #datenight #iwonafryer
#goofy #marriedtoolong #love

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