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This asshole 😹 Got out the door tonight and gave him treats when I got him back in.  #heknowswhatsup #thatdarncat #hesanasshole #catsofinstagram #mrfinnfluffykins
Why am I like this lol Girls in red though get me everytime😍😍😍😍😍 #blindedattimes#thinkwithmyotherbrain #hesanasshole#hedoesntthinkjustacts #alldecisionmakingpowerhasbeenrevoked #hecantbetrusted#nomoreredflags #imrunning#betterbeonyouragame
My big Bernese buddy! . . #berneseaussiecross #dogdroolinmyhair #hesanasshole #butilovehimanyway
Crazy:Doing something over and over again expecting different results. 🐶🐂#hesanasshole
Because I can’t have a live chicken flying around in my car... . . . . . . #deathcab #cullday #lastmeal #homegrownchicken #hesanasshole #welldeserved #byebyerooster #maemae #guesswhonamedhim
When bunnies appear on the screen and there’s a Pitt in the midst. #hesanasshole #bunnykiller #lovemuffin #dogsofinstagram #yulefire #yulelogs
Meatball just chillin! He’s such an asshole most of the time but damn is he soft! #minirex #rabbitsofinstagram #hesanasshole
So before I retire to my sleeping quarters to get my beauty rest, I thought I'd give you a sneak peak at how I terrorise one of the @catpeopleofmelbourne volunteers. This human peseant (the one talking in the video) is here all the time doing God knows what with papers and stuff on computers and talking to my main slave (which is really annoying because said slave should be attending to MY needs since I am thy Lordship here). But since this peasant likes to constantly pat me and pick me up even though I have made it VERY clear by attacking her that I do not agree with such vile affection, I like to piss her off by getting into her things. Keys, bag, phone, anything that belongs to this silly girl always getting in my face.  #catpeopleofmelbourne #theutterbastardcat  #bastardcat #blackcat #catsofinstagram #worlddomination #catshaveslaves #catshaveslavesnotowners #cat #cats #kittens #rescue #adoptdontshop #monstercat #hesanasshole #willtakeovertheworld
Some of you may know me but for those petty humans who haven't been graced with my presence let me introduce myself. I AM LORD BIGGLESWORTH!!! The complete Utter Bastard cat. I was on the path to world domination but some how I ended up at a cat rescue. Don't know why... since I'm such a nice kitty *cough cough haha*. Made my human slaves set up this Insta and Facebook so I can continue with my plan to take over the world and to show all the other felines on this planet that we don't have to put up with the humans and their shit! THEY ARE OUR SLAVES AND WILL BOW BEFORE OUR FEET.  #catpeopleofmelbourne #theutterbastardcat  #bastardcat #blackcat #catsofinstagram #worlddomination #catshaveslaves #cat #cats #kittens #rescue #adoptdontshop #monstercat #hesanasshole #willtakeovertheworld
When the cat takes over your spot on the couch and you got to move over 🐱#catsofinstagram #catstagram #cats #blackcatsofinstagram #mymainsqueeze #lazyday #lazyfriday #hesanasshole #cantsaynotothatfurball
I dont remember which house this was... but I remember how pissed off my sister was cause she had to walk around in shitty D.C. weather... you're welcome  #doyouhonestlyknowwhatthisis #8thgradebro #notrocketscience #architecture #colonialhouse #waitdidnttheyburnatlanta #what #ohnowigetit #hesanasshole #points #goodatit
Happy Birthday to this man, we’ve been through a lot and I’m proud to call you my friend. Thank you for the memories and can’t wait create more with you. Enjoy your day my brother, next beer is on me. #hebzworld #happybarfday #hesanasshole
Missing you everyday. Nobody made me laugh like you Mommy but Vivienne is doing a pretty good job.  She won’t call me mama, she calls me MOM. Wish you were here to laugh with us! . . Only you and I would pee in our pants over the dogs in the bath with her and only you would threaten to report me for letting her bare foot touch that shopping cart! I celebrate days that were special to you for you! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #happyanniversary #missyou #mothersanddaughters #gonebutnotforgotten #grandmainheaven #tildeathdidyoupart #hesanasshole #disrespectedindeath #makingitright #loveyoukbye #live #love #laugh #forevermissingyou #mommy #rawearthmedicine
This was my good morning text, at least I know he loves me! 😂🤷🏼‍♀️💯❤🤦🏼‍♀️ #itstruelove #futurewhitworth #imabitch #hesanasshole #iloveyoutoo
so then he said, “I changed your kitty litter so you won’t poop on the carpet anymore” 😹 #hesanasshole #buthesmyasshole #catsofinstagram
"Can I has some Mom" -Finn #aussie #aussiesofinstagram #hesanasshole #lovehim #doggo #welovefood #furrbaby
Serđo 😾 Love him as much as he hates me 😻 . . . #catsofinstagram #bitchassnigga #russianbluewannabe #bluecat #furryboii #catstagram #hemad #angrycat #boop #fattocatto #hesanasshole
Even though it took me 45 mins to catch him.. how can I be mad at this face 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 #hesanasshole #butistilllovehim #itsalovehatething #waitinonchrome
He has access to an entire queen sized bed & he chooses to lay on me. 🖤🐱 #toebeans #demon #blanketbaby  #adopted #donttellhimthough #furbaby #kitty #kittiesofinstagram #midnight #hesanasshole #kitten #myboy #hessopretty
Why do assholes keep making the best art? Sorry, but I love Morrissey's voice in this new song so much 😥 #morrissey #music #newsong #hesanasshole #ohno
It’s a hard life. #corgi #corgisofinstagram #sleepy #littlebuddy #hank #hesanasshole
Hi, I am Indiana Jones and I am 9 weeks old today...I like to calmly walk with my Daddy, I like to calmly lay on the couch in my hoodie... . I most enjoy trying to eat my Mama, every chance I get....I am not calm with my mom....ever....except if I am peeing on her carpet...I calmly pee on her carpet...and then I try to eat her again... #mydog #coolerthanyourkid #hesanasshole #buthesmyasshole
My beautiful boy! 😍 #mamasboy #hesanasshole #kittykitty
Our relationship in one picture 😂❤️ #boyfriend #brat #life #love #babydaddy #happiness #hesanasshole
More oc art! Swipe for lines! This boy still doesn’t have a name, but I have planned out his abilities! He can heal p much any damage so long as he’s conscious, but the drawback is that he feels all the pain that he would’ve felt over the course of the recovery all at once. If he passes out, it doesn’t work. He also can create hands out of his shadow and manipulate them at will! They’re stronger when the shadows are more defined during the daytime.  He’s also just kind of an asshole lol If you have name suggestions please let me know them sobs  #ocart #myocs #gavarts #myart #originalcharacter #originalcharacters #ocs #oc #myocart #hesanasshole #originalart #art #microns
My handsome kitty sitting by the light. #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #lukeskywalkermiranda #siamese #hesanasshole
Neighborhood Watch👤👤👀 #remington #remy #hesanasshole #chimix #dogsofinstagram
His actions can be depicted as being insane, but he manages to keep me sane... #belgianmalinois #maligator #malinois #furmissile #k9 #odin #staywoke #hesanasshole #leavesotherdogstraumatized
#manofthehouse#magicman#bigkitty#mainecoon#fluffykitties#catsofinstagram #catstagram #gingerkitty #gingerkittysofinstagram #helayswherehewants#ifalldaily#hesanasshole
Omg yasss!! #youcanhavehim #goodluckwiththat #hesanasshole
Made himself right at home. Only problem is I really need to go to the bathroom.  #letthemlay #sleepykitty #hesanasshole #istilllovehim #prettyboy #assholecat #herekittykitty #prettykitty
And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you. ❤️❤️❤️#ifuckinglovemydog #hesanasshole #babyboy #gsd #germanshepherd #gsdpuppy #tenmonthsold #myson #gsdofinstagram #straightofftheboat #mypartnerincrime #loml
Happy 6th Hatchday to my little chicken. 💚 #poicephalus #brownheadedparrot #birthday #hatchday #parrot #myboy #lovehim #hesanasshole #butthatsokay
"I'm a little asshole, furry and black. If you eat food I'll steal your snack." -Lou  #catoftheday #catsofinstagram #kittens #dickheadcat #hesanasshole
Since he wanted to rip that shit up and leave it on my bed... #kenneth #guineapigs #lilpig #potatoboy #hesanasshole
It's berry time bitches 🖕 #guineapigs #kenneth #potatoboy #hesanasshole
Spotted on our foggy morning walk. Alfred dispersed them pretty quickly. 😒 #hesanasshole #anotherweekendanotherpark #rvlife
Who’s little attitude do I love more than my own? This fat little Furball! 😂 #hesanasshole #itaughthimwell #lookatthatface #hemadmad #wakeyoassupandtakethispic #nationalloveyourpetday ❤️😂 #goodnight
Assholes gotta stick together 😂 thanks Kirill! @slutwhisperer #chicothedog #hesanasshole #hebites #bitchdonttouchme #assholesliveforever
It’s national pet day 💙 #myson  #hesanasshole
Omg... this dog is killing me!! Family day = pj day so the snapchat filter was a must and they had a pet filter. Taking a pic with Khan is never boring!!! How are we going to get the epic Christmas photo?? Training needed!! . . . #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #snapchatfail #hesanasshole #mylifenow #butheisloved #heactuallysnuggles #pjday
Well I guess it’s Family Day, my whole family follows me on the Gram except one brother (take a guess which one 🙄), so I guess this is an acceptable place to wish them a lovely day 😘💙 #hellsbells #tacobell #familyfirst #exceptcasey #hesanasshole
The newest addition to our fam 💕💕 #soinlove #hesanasshole #lovehimanyway
When the bartender is done with your jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #rumpleminze 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 #heistryingtokillme #hesanasshole #justlikeme #icanbeabiggeronetho #afterworkshenanigans #bartender #bartenderlife #bartendersituations
My favorite man. ❤️#rockothecorgi #corgisofinstagram #mybaby #hesanasshole
I love you @zacharywalthall #soulmates#cutecouples#hesanasshole#imabitch#butweloveeachother#menwithbeards#sexyman
Yep a spade is a spade no matter how you slice it. #hesanasshole  #notagoodperson #youcandobetter
Helllo, Newman. #friendsdog #beaglesofinstagram #hesanasshole #doggos
One of the cutest cards he’s ever got for me.  #hesanasshole but #hepicksgreatcards 😘
Soaking up that sunlight  #prettykitty #deadlytedley #hesanasshole
My handsome boy 😍 #abhithecat #catsofinstagram #tabbycat #prettyboy #hesanasshole #butreallysoft
The lil brother ♥️ he drives me crazy but I wouldn’t trade anything for him #thelilbro #hesanasshole
When your dogs an asshole.  His new favorite thing is to come as close as he can without me being able to get him. This went on for half an  hour before I finally sat down and he came and jumped in my lap.lol #hansenthegolden #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram #dogmom #hesanasshole #butilovehim #dogmom
Not good news for the old man yesterday, has masses on his lungs that are most likely cancerous. Send him all kinds of love so we get as much time as possible with him, he’s not ready to lose this fight yet. 13 and strong 💪🏼 #domesticshorthair #dsh #handsomeboy #cat #catsofinstagram #blackandwhite #oldman #hesafighter #herestomanymoreyears #wishhimluck #bestfriend #hesanasshole #ilovehim
True loves first kiss 💋  #hesanasshole
Lol @ the name I use on my old FB 😂 but I had to share this memory 💜 . . . . . . . #fbmemories #selfies #carselfie #pics #oldpost #lol #funny #us #2yearsago #me #myson #thiskid #toofunny #haha #hesanasshole #lmfao #love
Yup... this is totally our relationship... . . . #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #dogowner #hesanasshole #dogsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #ejrescue #rescuedogsofinstagram
Oscar the escape artist got out yesterday.  Lucky for him he was scooped by dad.  #baddog #sharpeipitt #hesanasshole #wrinklybastard

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