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when he farts vs tells me a funny joke. . . . .  #livmoments #boysaregross #handsomeguy #1920sgangsters #bleedblue
💀💀💀💀 so doing this next time I get a dick pic lmfaoooooo  #relatable #justgirlythings #boysaregross #allthedickpics
Or car seat pretzels, what ever. #boysaregross #stalefood #howlonghasthatbeenthere #stopeatingfloorpopcorn
When you’re trying to take a cute video of your dog and your husband walks out of the bathroom with an announcement (volume)
Some of you may have seen on my Facebook last night Alex found a dead shrew in our living room (thanks to our little mouser, “Baby”) and I immediately went into clean all the germs off-mode. . Thieves hand soap up to the elbows Followed by hand purifier. I’m not messing around here 😆😆 . I’m grateful for a cat who actually kills the pests, for a curious son, and for the miracle of toxin free products so I’m not cleaning yucky things with more yucky things 💪🏻 #yl600k
. what second grade boys are these? . my 2nd grader says shit like, “do you dare me to dip this pickle in this frosting AND EAT IT?!” . i shit you not, that conversation took place on thursday. . . #boysaregross #2ndgrader #weirdfoods
Combating bad dreams one oil at a time. Lately Liam has been having some nightmares and struggling with going to bed “on his own”, he asks to sleep with his big brother every night. Enter these bad boys. Lavender and Cedarwood to help with relaxation and the release of melatonin #hellosweetsleep and Lemongrass for its amazing antibacterial properties because #boysaregross and #elementaryschoolgerms #essentialoils #oilsforkids #oilsforsleep #oilsforeverything #yleo #younglivingessentialoils
And just like that he's a little boy wearing BIG BOY undies. After almost 8 years, 8 YEARS, of buying diapers I can't say my main emotion is excitement. This last baby stuff is so bittersweet. I need a support group! Of course, I am thrilled to not change any more poopy diapers but it's just another reminder that my baby is growing up...and fast. 💙 All our girls were potty trained at 22 months. At 26 months this guy showed ZERO interest. We went for it anyway, arguing he is too verbal to not understand this. He has, hands down, been our easiest and I sometimes forget it's just been one week. But my biggest concern is how much he touches his freaking junk. It's so gross and the pee is already all over the ground. 🤢 • #pottytalk #boysaregross #bigboyundies #nomorediapers #milestones #lastbaby #exploring #littleexplorer #runwildmychild #findingrocks #gettingdirty #sentimentalmama #imnotcryingyourecrying
#boymom #boysaregross
We finally had our first snow and the boys made sure to taste as much of it as possible.  #boysaregross #donteatthesnow #firstsnow #tripletsplusone
Me, bringing #joy to myself, after leaving the living room because the boys were farting up a storm. #mariekondo #tidyingup #boysaregross
Sometimes I don’t always have the answer for George and Fred’s questions....thankfully today that was not a problem... “Why can’t we put bath salts up our butts Mum?”..... Well where do I even begin.....🤔🤔🤔 - - - #mumofboys #boysaregross #bums #savemysoul
I should be cleaning my house but when Cecil woke up from his nap he screamed to go outside. This is the face of a very dirty boy that's had so much fun running, climbing, and digging in puddles. So cleaning can wait.  # Cecilbenjaminrockwell #backyardfun #boysaregross
I love my little weirdo's.  #doterrabykim #weirdkids #boysaregross #kimberleyleanne
My boy is SEVEN today. I can't believe it. He's constantly talking about farts and butts. His typical response to any question is "underwear". So SURPRISE! I made him an underwear cake. He laughed a lot. . . #happybirthday #sevenyearsold #alwaysmybabyboy #underwearcake #homemade #diy #funfetticake #celebrate #boysaregross #kidsaresilly #momlife #momoftwo #momboss #birthdayfunallweekend #surprises
One of the best investments we’ve made for our family. At first, it was just a purchase I made in desperation for our oldest, Heath. But now...now I view it as an investment into the very best wellness for our family. If you have been wanting to dive in then the time couldn’t be better. The Desert Mist Starter Kit is 10% off from today until 1/14🥳. . Cost Breakdown Normally $160 10% of sale= $144 PLUS $20 from me Final Sale Price= $124...that’s a STEAL y’all! . Help me, help you😘.
IM WITH THE GANG. IM WITH THE MOB WHAT WAS YOU THINKING 😤😤. #cheetahgirls #feminism #boysaregross
Where are my boy moms at??! I just cleaned my 10 year old sons bathroom 🤢 so I left him a little surprise! 🤣🤣#boymom #boysaregross #stilllovehim #diy #bathroom #decor #vinyl #lovemom
When your son clogs the bathroom sink with sunflower seeds, you have to take things into your own hands!🤢
My little lady loves boys. 😍  #justlikemom #dogmom #dogsofinstagram #justkidding #boysaregross
I had a long, crap day at work. Before leaving the office, I received a text suggesting that tonight would be a good time for me to shampoo the carpets because the problem child (our super old, extra cranky bulldog) decided to leave gifts originating from both ends of his digestive tract on my favorite rug.  I make it home, but before I get down to business with the rug, I decide to throw some laundry in the washer because I can’t ignore the stench coming from the hamper any longer. #boysaregross  In between shampooing what might be the largest rug known to man and reasoning with my eldest child that “I don’t care if you showered last night, you’re taking one again tonight because you were just a sweaty mess from practice,” I start a second load of laundry.  Fast forward to 11:30-the rug is clean enough. I’m exhausted and want nothing more than to decompress in my tub before bed. Typically, I would conveniently “forget” the load of laundry in the washer until the morning but I’m feeling accomplished for the day so I decide to switch it over before going up to bed. I’m throwing clothes in the dryer and I keep catching a whiff of something. I try to ignore it as I continue, telling myself that I’m nuts and just traumatized from the hamper smell..but I just can’t start the dryer and leave well enough alone. 🤦‍♀️ I start pulling random articles out and sniffing them.  Then I pull a towel out of the dryer.  Something falls from it.  And I instantly die.  THERE IS AN EFFING TURD ON MY FLOOR.  For reasons unbeknownst to me, I keep investigating. I decide there are too many clothes in the dryer, so I give the washer a closer look..and discover an EVEN LARGER TURD inside. 😭😭 Is this real life right now??? I HAVE NO WORDS. My children are 6 and 8. They are SMART kids. So for one of them to think it’s all good to take a dump in their pants and then stash it in the hamper for mom to find..I just literally cannot.  So now, I am reduced
When your miles from hyper best friends you spend 20 min on face time making farting and other noises with them 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤣  @stephylee3  #boys #boysaregross #adventure #facetime #travel #rvlivingwithkids #texas #rvlivingfulltime #rvlife
#thestruggleisreal#peeinginthewind#boysaregross#kids#lol
da boys.... #familytime #family #boysaregross #mennotboys
Someone obviously should have told my brother that this was supposed to be a nice family portrait. Not bath time. Boys...🙄 #handicappedpets #handicappeddog #paralyzeddogsofinstagram #germanshepherd #labradorretriever #labsofinstagram #brotherandsister #boysaregross #paralyzeddog
The note Paisley left for the boys taped to the toilet seat😂😂 poor thing just doesn’t know that she WILL indeed do that for the rest of her life😂 #girlpower #boysaregross #kids #funny #kidsarefunny #shemaybecomeacomedian #shedone #overit #momminainteasy #😂
Call me simple, but I'm totally excited about the new toilet seat in the boys bathroom.  #boysaregross
Niko is actually eating the Harry Potter jelly beans 🤮. He says, “it has booger. I like grass. I like soap, I tried soap at Nana’s house. I want sausage.” #harrypotter #jellybeans #boysaregross @tnanigonzalez @tess_mariah
Already missing my @bphillips_13, yet ready to get his room cleaned back up. I do hope he busts out his @tipsyelves 🎿suit on his next trip west. #boysaregross #skichic #bringingbackthe80s
Yess a #shamelessbathroomselfie with my sons in the women’s bathroom!!! My eldest son.. is just starting to question going into a “women’s” bathroom. And ya know.. he is going to!!! For awhile longer!!!! Because when we are in public and my husband isn’t with us.. we stick together!!! And if there isn’t a family bathroom.. then they come with! And we have never had any problems with this whatsoever.  But my point is.. this season.. is going to pass. One day it will be inappropriate for him.. them.. both of my sons.. to come with me.  What a weird day that will be. I have come accustomed to the last 7 years of little people with me EVERYWHERE I GO and WHEN I GO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I am gonna miss “mom you done yet?” “How much longer!” “I can stand up ha ha!” “Mom why can’t you stand up!” “Mom, he’s bothering me!” “Mom you done? Are you pooping!?” Oh boys and their poop and fart talk!  I looove my boys. Even in the bathroom with their poopy farty talk!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #boymom 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣
“Mom, guess what? I just ripped one on you!” #boys #boymom #momlife #boysaregross #takesafterdad
Trip to lowes to buy a new toilet. Unfortunately, they don’t have one that cleans all of the urine shot on the floor, and puts the toilet seat down after each use. #foreverpottyttraining #boysaregross #exceptmyhusband #hefixedthetoilet #ilovehim
Top left: Sid spots trash on the floor. Bottom left: Sid picks up trash. Right: Sid eats trash with zero shame. #sidthekid #trashpanda #boysaregross
Bath time fun for everyone! . . . #momlife #boymom #bathtime #ihatebathtime #boys #boysaregross #motherhood #🤦🏻‍♀️
Had to be a Baptist... 🤭😝🤣 #aimsmallmisssmall #churchhumor #boymom #boysaregross
Little TV and some spit bubbles... #littleweirdo #biggestbubbles #boysaregross
Swipe 👉 to see the reaction of my youngest from an action from my oldest.  Hint** it makes all boys laugh NO MATTER their age. You can see my oldest look on his face right before 😏.......🤣🤣🤣 I'm just a mom of boys hoping some day I can take a picture without hearing some sort of body function🤦‍♀️ . . . . . #lifewithboys #boylife #boysaregross #momofboys #momlife #neverserious #bosslady #grit #motherrunner #runner #fitmom #weightlifting #fit #strong #pnw #fitness #familyfirst #theymakemelaugh #jokers #bestfriends #brothers
The kids are back in school!! That means back to “normal” routine, But first it’s time to tackle the mom duties! ✅ Laundry ✅ Disinfecting ALL.THE.THINGS!! my powerhouse combo is the SHIT (bye Lysol wipes) ✅ Giving my house a much needed refreshing!! (it’s not just for wrinkles in laundry) ✅ Cleaning ALL the kitchen appliances....Fingerprints be gone!  You know why I rave about these products, they are super concentrated, I do not and will not ever pay for water again!  And I am doing my part to keep the chemical shit storm out of my home.  Best part, it ships to me, I get free stuff all the time, I am saving money and let’s be honest in the winter months that HUGE, and it’s SO MUCH MORE than Cleaning supplies!  I have converted pretty much my whole house to this awesome Shop Club!  Do you use..... 💥Toothpaste 💥Deodorant 💥Body Wash 💥Shampoo & Conditioner 💥Dish Soap 💥Essential Oils 💥Shaving Cream 💥Face Wash 💥Hand soaps 💥Snacks 💥Protein powders  The list goes on and on.......the point is we ALL use this stuff on the daily,  I can promise you one thing, I’m not selling anything at all!  I just found a more economical and healthy way to shop with NO COMMITMENT, NO BS and just lots of perks!!! Here’s to keeping my family healthy in 2019!! #backtoschool #amomsworkisneverdone #cleaningupastorm #boymom #boysaregross #momof3
Well we had our first boar glue incident since I got the piggos. Time for Winston to get fixed because this isn't ok!!! I spent 15 minutes cutting it out of Teddy's fur, but it was stuck on his skin so I left a lot. Was going to let his fur grow and then cut the rest out. Apparently Teddy wasn't putting up with that shit, and ripped it off. Poor baby has this huge bald spot 😡 Winston is so not getting any treats. Assaulting his brofur like that!! Rude 😡 #boarglue #boysaregross #guineapigsofinstagram
“Elliott, if you’re going to sit on me we’re taking a picture...” ***seconds later*** ...followed by a fart. Well played, ya little a-hole, well played. . . . #personallyvictimized #boysaregross #stillthecoolaunt #familyphoto #madehimbringmewine #insulttoinjury
Jasper gets hold of a microphone and immediately uses it to try humiliate his brother. I can see how this relationship is going to work in the future!  #jasper #jasperhawes #huxley #huxleyhawes #brothers #brotherlylove #instabrothers #brothersofinstagram #newyearseve #newyearseveparty #karaoke  #publichumiliation #mumofboys #makerofboys #boysaregross #hedidpoointhebaththough #itwasprettydisgusting
“I hope it’s poop!!” #boysaregross
Merry Christmas from our loving family to yours! 🎄 🎄 🎄 #boysaregross
🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ GAHH! The black line is where I just stopped texting and called. And it wasn’t a couple pieces, NO! We’re talking handfuls, here. From the boy who’s picky down to the cereal shapes. Like, really Justus?!! Really, tho, REALLY?! *sigh* *multiple sighs* lol but not 😂😒 . . . #sahmlife #wifelife #toddlerproblems #toddlerlife #gross #momlife #momproblems #reallytho #seriously #bombsahm #canyounot #shade #toddlershade #toddlershaming #boysaregross #dinnerideas #pickyeater #lol #funnymom #funnybutnotfunny #stahp
No shortage of grass stains and skid marks in this house!! It’s a never ending battle 🤦🏼‍♀️ Anyone else have this problem?! #boymom #neverendingstory #somuchlaundry #boysaregross
Shane and Henry have been leaving us post-it notes. Everywhere. “Ok” on the stove “No light” on the light switch  Henry left is this gem on our bed. 🤣 @jennk2234 thanks for the writing help #boys #boymom #boysaregross
Christmas bauble chair with family silliness 🤪and the story of a little Christmas fart in santa’s chair 🤭 #momofboys #flynn!!! #howcouldyou #fartingonhisbrother #boysaregross #christmasbutttrumpet #santasnaughtylist
Guess we can all just blame Ben 🤷‍♀️👍🏼😆 #boys
Things you hear as a parent: Mom give me a tissue!  As I reach for the glove compartment I then hear, Nevermind I swallowed it. #boysaregross #boymom #snotisnotasnack #assholeparent  #williamscott #wtf #momlife #momminainteasy #doihavetofeedhimlunch
Being a #boymom is equal parts “you’re so handsome, I’m so proud to be your mom” and “what is this sticky stuff? You are so disgusting” 😳 #cleaningoutmycar #butseriouslywhatisthis #maybeonedayhewontbesogross #thatboymomlife #boysaregross #andtotallyawesome #teamheartandhustle
That face! 😆  Also me in the background saying, "If you fart in the tub one more time you are getting out."😐
Boys are gross 😝 #bigbay #holiday #familyholiday #icecream #boysaregross
In case anyone wants to know what it’s like living with a house full of boys 😳  Seriously. How hard is it to pee in the toilet!?!?! On another note- make sure you check toilets daily in case someone doesn’t flush it 🤦🏼‍♀️ Annndddd make it a goal to clean bathrooms weekly or every other week. Trust me 😀  I have to use bleach on the toilets. Got to kill all the pee and stains! But thank goodness for norwex, thieves, and the best smelling spray from @myoder88!! The bathrooms are all clean and smell citrus fresh!!
How was your Christmas?  Our highlight was the surprise bags under the tree for the boys. We couldn’t explain coal to our 2 year old so we told him if you’re naughty Santa brings you a big bag of poop. So Jay bought Jude a dancing poop emoji to put in a big bag for him to open on Christmas Day. What Jay didn’t know is we got him a dog poop emoji and toilet paper pal to open as well. 😂 . . It’s a memory we won’t forget and extremely silly, which is SO us.  I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and if not, go out and do something fun before the month is over! . . . #momlifebelike #poopemoji #gaggifts #funnypranks #poopinabag
This boy has my 💙, even if his vocabulary solely consists of the word 💩 #boymom #boysaregross #myboy #pottymouth
Literally transcending boys! #gargoyle #umpire #uws #boysaregross 📸 @ronanbahia
“Sissy, what do you think would happen if we trapped 100 people’s farts in this balloon?” What?!😳🤢🤮 Only my God Brothers.🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #boysaregross #godbrothers #ilovehim
You know those magazine photos where the children are dressed so dapper in Christmas attire and decorate cookies and construct gingerbread houses? They look immaculate. The colors are so vibrant. Yeah, that does not exist in real life. Not in my world anyway. I made them construct this ghetto fabulous gingerbread house outside, and outside got destroyed. #boysaregross #itschristmastime #frontporch #hairmodel #gingerbreadhouse @real.simpsonia
Please don’t send me a dick pic!!!!! It’s really gross, not hot, and it makes me automatically hate you 👍🏼 Good Job • • • #girlswithtattoos #boysaregross #longhair #blogger #girlwithplugs #myafternoon #womenwithcurves #beagentleman #ink #nipplepiercings #loveyourbody #byefelicia
When you are eating ramen and tuna for lunch and you flashback being a teenager working at the zoo warehouse and @kgandy826 or maybe it was Wil? reeking the entire day because one of them spilled tuna and ramen in the backseat of Joe's car...it was awful #boysaregross #whydoirememberthat
All is calm, all is bright 🎄#merrychristmasyafilthyanimal #boysaregross
If I’m cleaning his room, I might as throw in some immune support too! 😘 What is your favorite cleaning addition? Mine is in the comments! . . . . . . . . . . . #momlife #mamasaurus #boymom #toddlermom #toddlerlife #boysaregross #sillyboy #silly #playful #elfontheshelf #elfie #christmastree #christmasdecorations #christmas #christmas2018 #december #northcarolina #essentialoils #yleo #younglivingessentialoils #youngliving #immunesupport #wellness #thieves #sundayfunday #sundayvibes #sundayafternoon
Yep. That’s our boy.  #kidsarefunny #boysaregross #preschoolteachers #raisedinabarn
These kids kill me! 🤦‍♀️#boysaregross #nephews
Aiden and grandma are decorating Christmas cookies & since Aiden is recovering from strep throat, we are making him wear a mask 😷 so he doesn’t cough all over the cookies. He’s not contagious anymore, but it helps remind him to be less gross  #christmascookies  #boysaregross
Paisley’s friend, Sledge, came over for a visit and he always brings out the lady in her. #paisleyann #sledgemozingo #boysaregross #bostonlove
Gus got a Christmas card from his girlfriend, along with a stuffed poop emoji because "he's always talking about poop" 🤣❤️💩#Gusbus #guslovespreslee #poopemoji #puppylove #boysaregross
Trying to have some holiday spirit this year in the midst of the move.  Also desperately seeking friends that aren’t submariners. 🙃😪 #moving #boysaregross
You know when they were cleaning it up they were all, “my pleasure!” 🤔 No Sharon! It’s not your pleasure to clean up my kids pee trail through the tunnel, in the race car, and down the slide! #truth #momtruths #boysaregross #hazmatsituation #thirdkid #chickfila #thatsthelordsplayground #johncrist @johnbcrist #checkyourheart #shame #walkofshame #thelooks #ohyallthelooks #somuchpee
Now the poor T Rex farts himself off the boat 😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈 #part2 #theygetuptoweirdstuffwhentheybored #boysandtheirtoys #dadstartedsomething  #obsessedwithfarts #boysaregross
Wanna know what tasting fart looks like? THIS. This is what tasting fart looks like.  #itwassobad #fartface #itwashim #stankass #whyme #boysaregross #hethinkshesfunny #proteinfarts #arizona #roadtrip
I’m fairly certain this is true! #laundryfordays #itmultiplies #boysaregross

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