If you see this, this one's for you ya doofus Long story short, Musk divorces wife. She gets $4.2 million. 18 months later, they remarry. (Drumroll) Musk divorces wife. She gets $16 million. End of story 🤗
Swipe for original But sometimes, we forget to tie our shoe lace And end up tripping into it. Maybe that's why as kids it was always easier for us to wear velcros. Of course we have hearts we aren't scarecrows - Suli Breaks
Swipe for original (Posting cause I found this attempt hilarious) To his future wife: Please finish the milk and put the carton back in the fridge. Bonus points if you film his reaction. Thank you in advance
#keffiyehday Oh rascal children of Gaza You who constantly disturbed me with your screams under my window You who broke my vase and stole the lonely flower on my balcony Come back, and scream as you want And break all the vases Steal all the flowers Come back Just come back - Khaled Juma
Swipe for original Imagine if you had to look a person in his eyes, no hand picked profile for your disguise, no false sense of pride to reside or hide in, just the soul possess and the skin you arrived in - Locksmith
Swipe for original Long story short, I made the mistake of not looking at her account and commenting on her story that her outfit slayed...turns out it was her sister in law 😁..I'm pretty sure you don't need me to tell you this but you're beautiful! (I messed up this pic, I know)
Swipe for original I didn't know that this guy actually existed until yesterday when I came across his story; he was randomly going out to buy stuff for his parents to surprise them..amongst all the selfies and lip syncing, that made my day..so here's your portrait, hope ya like it!