Huge shout out to @kidkeuchy60 for getting my full government name on the back of a major league jersey! Wow!! This feels like my biggest achievement to date, the big leagues?? My full name on the back of a major league jersey for a regular season game? Wow!!!! Momma we made it to the bigs!!
I met @itsbennyblanco about 3 years ago, and my life was instantly changed forever. He’s the best producer in the world, but more importantly, he’s the best friend in the world. We’ve fallen asleep in each other’s arms, made cast molds of our boners using a kit involving putty, shown each other the cake in our assholes...And not in a gay way, just in a best friend way. Often times I wish we were gay, because if we were, we would be married by now and life would be a whole lot simpler. Today he released his first single as himself. I am very happy for him. Go listen now.