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Alex Rivera

fuckurbirthday

I'm a Fucking Genius!

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I said it before , I work with some of the Smartest people in the Industry and some of the Dumbest people in the world๐ŸŒ . This mofo needed some help and I told him "i can help you But that's the wrong part for that machine " this fuck gets angry  and decides to do it his way , his machine keeps jamming up "I WONDER WHY ๐Ÿค”" . This guy should get the $50k check so he can get back to his country...jk just give him $200 then send him back to his country
I've been MIA cause I quit Facebook 2 weeks ago
Omg ! I love Cinnabon . If you dont like it! Well Fuck you anyways! I will never leave you again CINNABON ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท @sftbljunkie **I do NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG** * for entertainment purposes only *
Finally having our Christmas lunch a little early this year ... it keeps getting better every year and I've been here for 18yrs
Buenas Facebookie!  I was wrong to tell my wife that working 10 hours on Saturday wasnt so bad . I'm back to work and I felt like I didnt have a Day off ... that's some bullshit!  I need my Saturday back
On the set of WWW.VINYLMONKEESRADIO.COM
I have 15 minutes till my Thai food is ready ... I told my one night stand if she wanted a drink . She trying to get some si she said yes ,so we walked to Broncos...its Selena Night ... I'm funny as fuck  I asked the Bartender if it was Selenas birthday and he quickly took it off .๐Ÿ˜ˆ
You dont need the sun to BBQ some chicken that's going to taste Bomb with my Tempura Shrimp . My fridays was ruled By Softball... not anymore ๐Ÿ˜  @sftbljunkie **I do not own the Rights to this Music** **for entertainment use only**
I know a lot of you don't believe in Feng Shui or Okinawa or even medulla oblongata , but I was going to just put $20 bucks of gas and only eat a bag of Funnyns ,But my boss needed something quickly repaired.  I told him it was going to cost him a full tank of 91 octane gas . Guess what happened next ?! I'm eating good for under $5 again (shrimp fried Tacos) ... the crazy bad shit only happens to me ๐Ÿค— .
I love my new Toy ! So far I found 2 cats wondering my porch , my kids sneaking out at 11:39 ,and a female stripper leaving me a rose (3am) on my windshield  on the First night I installed it .
I member you member @sftbljunkie ? I had to file a workers comp claim ...lol..jk
I swear ! Xmas season makes me feel like one broke ass mofo .that  I made my Walmart $0.88 frozen Burrito taste like a $0.92 gourmet Burrito ๐Ÿคจ just to make me feel like I have some money .
We're going to Edward's Theater to watch Creed 2 @7:40pm. Anyone want to go ? We're sneaking in 2- 18pks and 4 pizzas . Tickets are $6 ..lmk I'm still at home @sftbljunkie
Why do my wife's friends send me their new Tattoo pics ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒง ... I dont have Tattoos.  @sftbljunkie
Going 15 years strong ๐Ÿ’ช since I stopped smoking and drinking hard liquor.  I'm proud of my self
Wtf ! These mofos just busted a twist ... The Walking Dead was pretty good ! Jesus is Dead now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
We have no ALLSTARS we just have ballers!  It looked bad at first lol . Who knew we would be standing in first place...lol... you never know if its permanent or temp . CLIPPERS # goonsquad ... Lob city was a cry baby team .I'm glad they are gone .
I want to thank myself for providing for my family and when I can, I try and help others . I love breaking tradition (planningall all year to eat Turkey SUCKS!), it's not my goal in life .but it's good when everything turns out delicious ... I hope everyone has a good day with the people they love . ***# I do not own the Rights to this song or music #***

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