Our Ramen、 Who art in kitchen、 Umami be thy taste、 Thy noodles long、 Thy will be munched、 In mouth to proceed to my stomach、 Give us this day our daily bowl、 And forgive our slurppy messes、 As we forgive those who slurp messily with us. And lead us not into starvation、 But deliver us to noodles. For thine is the broth、the noodles and the cha shu. Forever and ever. rAmen.