If ur wondering wut It’s like trying to get my 🍞🍞to walk when it’s 90°F outside- goes something like this: I calmly walk over to this beast (who, yes, is chilling RIGHT infront of the air purifier-cold air blowing in his face), then I hold up his harness n say, “Corgi!! It’s walk time!! Yaaay!! *me jumping up n down* walk!! Whooo!!yayayay!!” And this is his reaction every friggin’ time- disgusted look (pic for reference), loud annoyed sigh, & head turned upwards n away from me. #me* #ohmygaw.. #nervouslaughter* #ididntrealizethesunwasstillout #please#forgivemedoncorgnelone#kissingpaw* #backingawaycrying*
[walking w the boys] Stranger: Ur dogs are so cute, r they wearing vests? // Me: No, they’re in harnesses. // Stranger: Oh, how cute! Are those better than collars? // Me: i have no idea- I just personally use harnesses cuz collars... well, they gotta go around a dog’s neck and I have NOO idea where their necks are. // Stranger: ...huh? #iknowyallgetit#itdbelikecollaringabodypillow#oranawkwardegg
I just wanted to take one pic w the boys where at least one of us wasn’t blurry. Instead, i got this!! Special shoutout to the neighbor who got us to simultaneously look up by setting off a firework. Thank u, sir! But also, WHY. IT’S JULY 12th. #why
Omgawd. I love this pic so friggin’ much. Look how well it shows their personalities! Corgnelius- annoyed AF; wondering why this clown is standing so close to him when he has so much room!! ughh!! And Stumphrey- In queue but doesn’t know why. All he knows is this is the best day of his life n he’s having way too much fun!!!!So exciting!! #smh#mybeautifulclowns
I confessed to the boys that, as their social media rep, I dropped the ball. Well, dropped the ball, let it roll away & now I can’t find it. We’re ball-less. I thought they’d be barking mad (#SorryNotSorry) but instead, they told me not to worry- they even said they’d step up n try to do some posts themselves. Hence this #selfie (#Stumpie). I’m just so thankful for them (and all of u) who’ve been so patient and continue to hang in there while I deal w this FCKING LAWSUIT THATS BEEN RUINING MY LIFE FOR THE LAST TWO YRS- TRICKASS SHADY SOULLESS LAWYER- GAWD I MISS THE DAYS WHEN A SIMPLE DECAPITATED HORSE HEAD WOULD BE ENOUGH TO SLAP SENSE INTO PPL- I DONT CARE IF WE ALL SLIPPED INTO THIS F*CKD UP, BACKWARDS WORLD WHERE WRONG IS RIGHT AND RIGHT DOESNT MATTER. AND YES ITS KILLING ME, BUT IM NOT GONNA DROP IT, I - *deep breath*, *deep breath* apologies about that outburst. T’was not lady-like. Luckily, it only happens every OTHER hr now. And no heart attack yet!! *knock on wood* #tldr#thanksforstickinginthereyall
Were u worried that Stumphrey changed- grew outta his awkwardness and became a normal dog? Well, let this morning’s pic assuage ur fears. #andya#hesblockingacar #noooideawhytheneighborsstillloveme #buttheyrealwayscallingmeprincess /“#GetOuttaTheWayPuta!!” / #blushing* #ohyou!!